It's official: Real ink has been applied to paper by professionals to capture my ideas in textual form for distribution to the masses. See the evidence here! Sure, it's an article that has already been available for months, and sure many of you have already read it. But darn it, it's The Freeman, and a lot of frikkin' people see it! I'm excited!
It appears that in the middle of the first page of the print version of the article (pages 37-38), there is a rather large photograph of Dr. David Schmidtz. I am thoroughly amused by this choice (which was not mine), particularly since I have applied to the University of Arizona's PhD program in philosophy, and have never spoken to or seen Dr. Schmidtz in my life. I've just notified him of this development; we'll see what he says!
He's glad for the publicity! Thanks for being a good sport, Dr. Schmidtz!