...and it needs to include the following eloquent and poetic verse (which I thought of this morning in the car on the way to work):
Nozick was right and I wish it were real
But you’re in control, so you know how I feel
Please don’t unplug me, I’m doing just fine
It’s not lonely alone in my mind
How about it, philosopher-musicians of the world? If you need a guitarist for the final product, I'm so down.